The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it. The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here. Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
I can't wait for the weekend so I can sit at home and wish I had something better to do. Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
Have a good weekend complaining about how short the weekend is. Let's keep what happened between me and you and all my friends. Happy Weekend to all!
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living. Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel." Party hard and enjoy the weekend to come back fresh to work from Monday.
I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing. Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek. Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
“Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness.” Wish your dear ones a Great Weekend ahead.
It’s a beautiful Sunday morning and a great opportunity thank the lord for reminding us of how blessed we are. Wish a relaxing weekend to your loved ones with this ecard.
That moment when you wake up with a hangover and say I'm not drinking anymore... until the following weekend approaches. Wish everyone a joyful weekend with this card.
It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend. This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself.
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